not wounded, sir, but dead

Our casualties since moving into this house less than two months ago:

• dishwasher
• cell phone
• corded phone
• stove top
• dining table
• bathtub (shattered enamel)
• lawn mower
• computer
• washing machine
• juicer
• iron
• assorted crockery (including a glass baking dish that exploded in my hands)
  

RIP