Wednesday, October 21, 2009

BIG



In case you're wondering, this is what being 35 weeks pregnant with twins looks like.  If you're wondering what it feels like, try fracturing your pelvis and having a slipped disk.  Then take all your internal organs and squash them into something the size of a pez dispenser.  That will give you an inkling.

The reason I cropped out my face is because I am not smiling.  The reason I left in my dog's butt is because that seems totally appropriate to my mood.

Don't get me wrong, I'm really really happy that I'm still pregnant and that we've made it nearly to term.  Six weeks ago I was very worried about having two very tiny sick babies.  Now it looks like they'll be about five or six pounds each, which is pretty respectable for twins.  What I'd like to know is how ten pounds of baby required me to inflate to the size of a futon.

6 comments:

Tammie said...

i was wondering.

holy cow!!! your belly is huge! if it makes you feel any better, and im sure it wont, you look really tiny everywhere else. your belly is just ginormous. (and frankly, its supposed to be.)

Tammie said...

by the way...this picture gives a whole new meaning to the name of your blog. you should make it your new header photo.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Barefoot_Mommy said...

Heck.. I wasn't smiling at 35 weeks pregnant and I only had ONE baby in there.... although, my one baby weighed about the same as your two put together.

Congratulations on making it to 35 weeks though! That's awesome. Here's to healthy babies!

Not Hannah said...

My comment went boom.

Anywho, what I said was, "I think you look lovely. Humongous, but lovely. Yay, you!"

Karen said...

That would be the most awesome header photo ever. For a blog promoting celibacy.

high over happy said...

I just came from nablowrimo and I don't really know you, but congratulations and you look great pregnant! (I'm a semi-recovered lawyer too :)